Roy Apps
Children’s Author - Scriptwriter - Dramatist - Lyricist
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Roy
 ! started writing when I was six years old.  This is what I wrote:

I went out on my bodge

Although I always had plenty of ideas, I found it difficult to hold a pen and my handwriting was dreadful.  I only ever managed to write about one paragraph of anything and nobody could read it anyway.

Then, one day, my dad brought home an old typewriter he’d picked up at a jumble sale. I found that I could type much more quickly than I could write with a pen.  Not only that, people could even read what I’d written!

I sold my first poem to a national magazine when I was seventeen.  I got paid 50p for that. I sold my first joke when I was twenty six.  I got paid 50p for that, too.  I went on to write jokes, songs and sketches for comedians such as David Jason and Lenny Henry.

I live near Rye, on the Sussex coast, with my wife and two sons. We have eleven Soay sheep, twenty two chickens, seven ducks, two rabbits, a dog and a cat

I’m passionate about music and when I’m not writing I like to pretend that I’m an incredible jazz pianist.  I like singing, too.  
In the summer I go sailing with the Mariners of Bewl.  In the winter I support Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club.
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About Roy

bodge (n) - a home-made cart, usually using the wheels from an old pram a plank of wood, a bit of rope for steering and an old wooden box.

A typewriter, like the one I first used.
How much I got paid for the very first joke I sold.